Scene: I'm getting dressed/ready for the day. Brayden is sitting on my bed watching.
Brayden: Mom make sure you put makeup on your face today. It makes you pretty.
Me: Do I need makeup to be pretty?
Brayden: You sure do!
Me: Are you saying I'm ugly?
Brayden: No. Just your face.
Me: *shocked look*
Brayden: I mean, just the inside of your nose is ugly. The rest of your face is mostly pretty.
It's good to know that just my face is ugly. And what do think he meant by "mostly pretty"?